10 things a girl actually wants..

There were so many great scientists who came and gone and discovered uncommon and phenomenal things which we learn and literally write about them in our exam sheets. They had different minds which imagined some unusual things. But my heart is aching just because there is no one born who could tell us about ‘What a girl really wants’. As I was thinking about this topic, I came through some points which forced me to write them here. Let’s get started.

1.DISCOUNT. Ehm ehm, so basically I am a girl and I can’t understand even myself. I mean why? Why I need discount in everything I buy and I don’t care if I buy a t-shirt that have 70% discount already and I go to shopkeeper and ask quietly if he can give me some more of discount on it. He gives a look like I have asked for his kidney! I hope he won’t do it for iPhone 7 as well.

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2.12 AM birthday wishes. If I receive 200 wishes at 12 AM from my loved ones and only 1 friend is left to wish, I feel like hell I mean ‘Did he forgot my birthday?’, ‘Am I not important for him anymore?’,’Maybe he is sleeping.’,’But why! I won’t talk to him ever, aaughh!’.. Seriously I am that stupid.

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3.Laughs. Again I am repeating this one because it is as stupid as Mr. bean! If I tell you a joke then just laugh, I said laugh! L.A.U.G.H. laaauughhh!

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4.Appreciation. If I make horrible food and I know that, but I still expect that the person in front will say at least something positive about it, but literally they don’t… Another thing is if I wear a new outfit and look weird, I need some ‘You’re looking beautiful!’ kind of reviews about me. Seriously I am that idiot. Did I said that again? uhh.

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5.Slim-trim comments. When I am getting fat, (Well I am already) but more fat. And I know that. but. every time I wear a new dress and it’s so-tight-I-can’t-breath I want some suggestions as same as always, GOOD! BEAUTIFUL! GOD HAS MADE YOU WITH LOTS OF LOVE! maa ki aankh. (you can translate it if you want too 😉 :p)

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6.Perfect Selfie. I don’t care if it will take 999999 takes to get a perfect selfie, I will still click-click-click-click-click. (Mention the amount in words in comment section).

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7.Street Food Without FAT. well I don’t wanna change the taste but yeah it has to be fat free just because I want that to be. Don’t mess with me! Bhai Gol Gappe mast bane hain.

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8.1 Woman Man. If you can’t stop flirting with other girls, stay away if you don’t want to change your looks! yet it’s not funny thing so. Mind it Rascala!

9.Attention. Am I getting serious now? But sometimes this thing gets really awkward I mean if I am chatting in whatsapp or any other group of people, if for a second my opinion is ignored then I want to hit everyone in their faces and shout out loud whatever I want to say. But yeah it can happen to everyone else, soo I am not alone in this universe.

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10.MAKE-UP. Whyyy!! what on earth did invented this amazingly shitty thing!! I mean seriously, girls are so obsessed these days with make up that they can’t even survive without it. Absolutely I have no idea what would be the scene in 2020s about it. I just don’t understand when girls will learn to live natural….

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Okay so I finish it here now. I hope I bring a small tiny piny smile on your gorgeous and literally without make-up faces haha! well jokes apart, I want to tell something in extra and important stuff to you.

  • No matter what kind of a girl there is, the only thing she wants is CARE. We girls have sensitive hearts so we need care just like more of that I guess.
  • If you know a girl who wears much make up just tell her that she is beautiful without it and there’s no need to put on it in extra amount. She will say ‘I love you’ in return trust me.
  • So basically we girls need is care, that is why some show tantrums but never say what they want. Some fight, be a bitch, or whatever it is. Just be with her, tell her she is beautiful and let her chase what she wants.
  • But don’t leave her alone because still, GIRLS ARE AS STUPID AS NOTHING ON THIS PLANET.

Please comment your views about it and let me know what kind of things a girl really wants. Obviously I haven’t wrote everything but some of them. Share your thoughts and give it a star if you think it’s worth it. Thank you Mr. Obama you helped me through this! 

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-.The.Clever.Idiot.

 

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PROUD to be Yourself…

“Don’t wait until you have reached your goal to be proud of yourself. Be proud of every step you take towards reaching that goal.”

If you haven’t heard it yet, let me tell you. I’M PROUD OF YOU! For everything you have done to reach here, For every single moment where you have made yourself strong, for every night you cried and suffered through those hardest shits, for every smile you maintain to pass it to someone, and for EVERY thing that I have forgot to mention here. :p I’m sorry about that.. So, this one was my words for you by deep down my heart believe it or not. But there’s also something you should be proud of yourself.

I am going to tell you some reasons you should be proud about yourself. So tighten your seat belts and just go on and read.

1. Proud to be what and whoever you are. There are a lot of people like you on this earth who think that I don’t have a perfect body shape or I don’t like my complexion or I can’t study like other students in my class or I can’t sing or whatever is it. Remember one thing, you are far far and far better than them in the subject you love. You are that great ‘someone‘ that they can never be like even into their wildest dreams.. ~and we danced all night to the best song everrr!~..Oops I’m sorry about that. Maybe you are a musician, maybe you have prettier eyes, maybe you have the biggest heart, maybe you care for people, maybe you can write very well and maybe you listen to your heart, maybe you can eat more fries, maybe you do things behind closed doors not showing to anyone, maybe you know what most of the people don’t know. You are what they are not. Proud to be who you are. Because you are one of a kind.

2. Proud to be born this way. Let me tell you something about myself, I’m a fat girl and I know that very well. I never weigh myself because I know the results will be horrible! And the most important part, I am proud that I have a body like this. I don’t know why! But I love myself having chubby chicks. How stupid this is no?.. But it is important for me. I am what I am and if someone judges me about my body I just listen to them to make sure that they are getting importance. And when they get lost.. I forget that every single thing they have said to me. DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY AND NEVER THINK ABOUT THE NEGATIVES. Love yourself dude!

3. Don’t be proud on everything you do. It’s okay to feel proud about yourself and the stuff you do but it’s not necessary to feel it for everything. Like you beaten up someone without any reason, you passed exam with cheating, you abused animals or any person, and you bullied someone and whatever it is bad and negative. I’m saying this to you because pride comes before fall. Mind it! Yanna rascala..

4. I’m proud to be different; it’s the best thing about me. Is there anything left to say? To explain? Is it? Then let me know about it. Have you ever seen someone who is handicapped or with any disability? I don’t think there are stronger people than those who face problems every morning they wake and every night they sleep. I really LOVE those people and really, I RESPECT them with depth of my heart. Our problems are nothing if we compare them to the angels’ living in this world with their disabilities. You’ve got to learn so much from them and serve respect to those people. And you never know which deed of yours’ God loves the most.

5. YOU ARE AMAZING!. Believe it or not. It’s a truth of the day. Wait, what you said? Why am I amazing? Yeah ok let me tell you. You read this whoooooooole thing and still reading and pretending that I’ll tell you why you are amazing. You are not that stupid right. How can I know what is your passion? If you have any passion then you are AMAZING and if you don’t have any, then you’re still amazing.. I don’t know why.. just amazing..

I’m so confusing right? I know. Passions are really a gift from God to us. It’s a big thing which describes us the best way. I have my passion, you have yours. So let’s change the world with our own colors and thoughts. I know it’s a dramatic line but at least think about it. This is the right time to show what we are and I know that world is gonna accept it in a humble way. The future is waiting for you and your success will lead you to the best, you could ever have been.

Thanks A lot for Reading!

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-The Clever Idiot a.k.a Nisha

 

5 Types of Beggars in India..

Helloww Everyone! Well I’m back with another one! this blog is dedicated to our own precious and respectable beggars in India. You won’t understand what to do when these types of beggars will come to you and look direct into your eyes with most innocent face and you have to give them because of the pity you feel on them. These are the most innocent and clever types of people who will make you feel good and frighten at the same time. Fear for what? I’ll tell you.

So here we are to discuss about some types of beggars in India. Tighten your seat belts please!

1. The Puppy Face.

Oi Oi! aammm.. Sorry about that :p This type of beggars will come to you, look at you in the face with ‘that’ puppy face and asks you if you could give some money. You’ll give a 10 Rs. note to them and they will be like ,”I asked for 50 Rs.”They’ll say in the tone of ‘give it or take it, I don’t want your chillars (Coins)’. You will stand still there thinking about what the heck just happened here and he will leave you their with your money you tried to donate. Did he just insulted you? I mean he refused to take 10 rs.? I mean you can buy two chocolates of 5 stars in 10 rs., you can have tea with a packet of biscuits in 10 rs., you can buy a packet of Lays in 10 rs., you can even have a swiss roll in 10 rs.! My God….

2. The Extreme Stubborn Kids

I have a story to tell now. In 2015, it was our school picnic and me and my friends were roaming in the garden of India gate in a beautiful weather. Suddenly couple of kids came and asked us for some money or food. I took out a packet of biscuits from my bag and gave them. I felt good and they left. I followed my eyes in whichever direction they were going. They went to some other kids and hid that packet in a plastic bag and what I saw that it was full of packets of biscuits, chips etc. They were collecting the stuff God knows why. I ignored it and we all sat under a tree and took out our lunch boxes and the beautiful smell of food were increasing the urge to eat the whole meal. After 2 minutes a couple of other kids of the same gang came and asked for the packets of biscuits. My friend asked if they could take a plate of biryani. They refused and again demanded the same thing. We said we are out of them you can take a plate of biryani or just go. They started misbehaving and saying unnecessary things. One of the girl shouted at them and they left.

I mean if you have any self respect and you love your life then just give them what they want. You can find them on traffic signals, monument places, parks and markets. Almost everywhere in India. God save the people who face this type of people daily. I wish them good luck.

3. The Well-Wishers (Umm Probably).

These are mostly the woman beggars. These beggars are like the age of your Grand mothers and they won’t ask you to give money, they will praise you with an innocent face and if you give them money you’ll be more praised. If you don’t have anything to give their wishes will become negatives. If you want your future to be good then you have to give them what they want. So if you find this types of Amma anywhere just go and give some money otherwise get ready for the bad wishes for yourself.

4. Rickshaw Puller with a Patient.

“Can you see this person lying on this cart who is really compelled and helpless. He has a very huge disease which needs more and more money to live his life. Just look at this person and if you have a heart then donate some money to him……” the loud speaker placed behind the patient has a recording of these type of dialogues to make you feel more pity on them. They seems so annoying and loud that you should literally stop talking because your partner can’t listen what you are trying to say. And the most important part, the patient will lay there and just sleep without any worry what is going on in the world and that rickshaw puller will just drag the cart here and there even in the worst summer of Delhi. God knows why their heads don’t burst by listening to that loud recorded voice of a person.

5. The Miraculous Baba with super powers!

You can find them on Temples, Dargah, under a Banyan tree and I don’t know where ever they want to sit. In front of temples they will dress an orange gown and orange turban with a necklace of beads which are called as Rudraksh. They will tell you the future, your jobs opportunities, your marriage future, your AIPMT result scorings etc. etc. He knows better than God and that is why you have to pay them in thousands and hundreds. In front of Dargah or Mosques, they will dress in a green gown with black turban and a bunch of peocock feathers to brush away all the sins you have done just by doing some strokes of it on your head. They are one of the loudest beggars because they will shout and scream the praising words and call you near and give them whatever you have. You have to pay them same as the aboves. You cannot refuse to give them money otherwise they will curse you!

Oh My god! yeh mera India. I don’t think there are any other country where we find these types of beggars but I think Pakistan could be the same as India. I seriously don’t give money to every beggar on my way but if I have some extra thing I will give no matter how many thousands he have stored in his bag or any other place. I am not saying do not give and donate. Please donate as much as you can because there are hundreds of people waiting just for your help! You don’t know how much difficult is to live without food all day long. If you would ask me to do it, I would donate to the NGOs and organisations who help slum people and help their children for education.

I wish I made it make you understand things I wanted to say.

Thanks A lot for Reading!

The Beauty of a Friend

What is the meaning of a true friend? Do you have any best friend in your life? Does he/she cares about you much? Have you been a best friend to someone? Endless question can be asked about your best friends. No matter what, they are one of the best gifts from god. You can’t find them everywhere that is the reason we have the least number of TRUE FRIENDS in our lives. What is a true friend and how you’ll know about your true friend? Well, they never leave you no matter if you want them to get lost.

In this blog you will find some beautiful things about friendship, some funny and some frustrating too. So don’t expect this one to be about a good friend story. It’s mix-up of various types of friends. Here are some types of friends we all have in our beautiful lives. No matter how bad your time is, they are always there to make you feel good and pissed off at same time. Here we goooo!

Types of friends:

1.The True Friends.They are the most rigid persons in our lives. What does rigid means here? Let me explain. They will stand by you even if it’s hard for them. They will force you to just follow your dreams and not to worry about the negatives. They will laugh at you when you fall down in mud. They eat their ice-creams first and then asks you to share yours with them. They will talk like an innocent baby to your parents and will mimic them later when you both are all alone (and you enjoy it as well!). They will be with you in your hard times and stay with you until and unless you feel good. You will never have to ask them if they are hungry or want some thing to eat/drink. They will lie on your bed like a tired monkey and wouldn’t change there position if you would ask them to. They are your perfect partner and annoying one as well. you both fit into each other like you are sisters/brothers from a century.

You have this type of friend? Then you are one of the lucky people in this world. Here we go for the types of friends which are your friends but, not TRUE FRIENDS.

2.Friends with benefits. Do you know what kind of friends they are? Yeah you got that right! If no, Einstein Huh? I am gonna tell you don’t worry. These friends only come to you for the following reasons:-

  • I am out of money. When they spent their pocket money on some stupid thing. They know that you’ll give them no matter if you need money or not. And most importantly, they will never return your money. If you never had this friend, you are one of the lucky people in this universe.
  • If my mom calls you will you tell her that I am with you for school project? But in reality they are with other friends hanging out and having fun. And you are the one being absolutely stupid for no reason. You better say no to him/her! Be the sparta!!
  • Can I have your notes? they never come on time in school/college and make their puppy faces in front of you to borrow your every single thing you spent 2 hours to write. Oh yeah! God gave me birth just to give the whole thing I wrote in 2 hours to you! The hell in my life! x(

3.The total tortures!. These people are out of my understandings. They will demand you something and if you do not agree with them, you’re dead!. You have to do what they want otherwise you won’t be able to see the day tomorrow.

One day in school, 2013, me and my other friend sat on a bench close to window so that we could concentrate on class and out of the window too (as this was the main reason to sit there). A girl, with short hairs to the neck and specs on, came to us said, “Get off of the bench or I will punch you!” I mean what the hell! did his dad gave this bench in heritage?. “Let me see if you can even touch us!” My friend became a villain of South Indian movie and the fight went on. My head was about to burst out and I couldn’t handle it more. Somehow I managed to get my friend out of the fight and we finally took another seat. My friend and that specs girl shared a sharp eye contact which made me more disturbed. But don’t you think that fight was meaningless? It was pathetic!

4.I am there for you. These friends are sweet and sometimes really unjhelable (Can’t be afforded)!. Why can’t be afforded? If you ask them if they can give their notes to you, they’ll be like – Of course! you are my friend. Just make sure that pages don’t get folded and I don’t want to miss any topic so please give it back to me in an hour. (the blahs and blahs!)”. If you give a good compliment to their bracelet, they’ll be like – “Take it! I will buy another one. Just don’t say no because it will hurt me and I’ll think that our friendship doesn’t mean anything to you! take it. (the blahs and blahs!)”. You have to take it no matter if you find it ugly [just think 10 times before giving a compliment about something to these people, phew!] 

5.The friends of friends, but still your friends. These are the people you don’t know anything about instead of their names. You have no idea from where they come from and just don’t give a shit to them where they go. But, if there’s no one around! these people helps you to overcome with the boredom. They are just friends until and unless you are in front of them. Other than it, you never know who the hell was he/she and they will do the same. You do not know each other even if you both saw each other in market and you rarely pass smiles to each other if you want to drag yourself out of being a ‘bad person’.

6.The Emotional Friends. Today I broke up with my boy friend and it’s so saddening I can’t live without him. Today my dog died I can’t enter in my room because his hairs are all over the floor and I miss him. I had a fight with my childhood friend, I want to die!. Oh my God! My idol is crying I want cry. I mean really! You just want to tell them these simple things- “Dude, You are stupid. Dude, kill yourself or allow me to go to hell. Dude, do not try this at home, your mom is going to cry over her sins.” etc. etc.

There are lots and lots of types of friends and if you really want to know more then watch this video and I’m sure you’re gonna love because obviously the one and only, IISUPERWOMANII. She speaks A LOT. By the way I love her!

Hope you have enjoyed this video and If so then go and check out her more videos. Let’s get back to me 😀 😉

Here is a poem written by me! (yeah I can do that too ;)) about friends who appear God knows from where and stays in your life forever. They takes care of you like a mother, guides you like a father, plays with you like an elder brother/sister and stays with you like your shadow. The whole family stays in them! haha, funny.. O.o

BESIDE ME, BEHIND ME..

A night before I was upset,

Was feeling at my worst,

My heart, teared apart..

I couldn’t see anyone,

Beside me, behind me..

The friends of mine,

They never cared..

The family of mine,

They were never aware..

I wasn’t expecting there was anyone,

Beside me, behind me..

Then a hand came to pull me up,

From the fears of dark

From the fears of falling apart..

She showed me the colors,

Which I have never noticed..

She served her shoulder for my head,

To cry for hours and not complaining..

She cried with me when I explained,

She stayed with me when I was in pain..

She makes me laugh by her weird burps,

And never let the past of me, to urge..

She is one of the gifts from God,

I can never thank enough for..

But she always will stay in my heart,

As a TRUE FRIEND, who never left me,

Not like others, who I haven’t seen ever..

Beside me, behind me..

I know that wasn’t really good that you almost got emotional. IKR. But I can say that you just thought about your best friend and the crazy days you have shared with them. [My mom is watching an old movie in which an actress is dancing and singing,”let me drink and let me live, just leave my hand and let me drink all night”. That’s really horrible! like her dance steps! better go and wash your face darling!]

I hope you guys liked this one, if not 😦 then please let me know how can I improve my writing. Please do not forget to give your views!

Thanks A lot for Reading!