10 things a girl actually wants..

There were so many great scientists who came and gone and discovered uncommon and phenomenal things which we learn and literally write about them in our exam sheets. They had different minds which imagined some unusual things. But my heart is aching just because there is no one born who could tell us about ‘What a girl really wants’. As I was thinking about this topic, I came through some points which forced me to write them here. Let’s get started.

1.DISCOUNT. Ehm ehm, so basically I am a girl and I can’t understand even myself. I mean why? Why I need discount in everything I buy and I don’t care if I buy a t-shirt that have 70% discount already and I go to shopkeeper and ask quietly if he can give me some more of discount on it. He gives a look like I have asked for his kidney! I hope he won’t do it for iPhone 7 as well.

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2.12 AM birthday wishes. If I receive 200 wishes at 12 AM from my loved ones and only 1 friend is left to wish, I feel like hell I mean ‘Did he forgot my birthday?’, ‘Am I not important for him anymore?’,’Maybe he is sleeping.’,’But why! I won’t talk to him ever, aaughh!’.. Seriously I am that stupid.

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3.Laughs. Again I am repeating this one because it is as stupid as Mr. bean! If I tell you a joke then just laugh, I said laugh! L.A.U.G.H. laaauughhh!

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4.Appreciation. If I make horrible food and I know that, but I still expect that the person in front will say at least something positive about it, but literally they don’t… Another thing is if I wear a new outfit and look weird, I need some ‘You’re looking beautiful!’ kind of reviews about me. Seriously I am that idiot. Did I said that again? uhh.

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5.Slim-trim comments. When I am getting fat, (Well I am already) but more fat. And I know that. but. every time I wear a new dress and it’s so-tight-I-can’t-breath I want some suggestions as same as always, GOOD! BEAUTIFUL! GOD HAS MADE YOU WITH LOTS OF LOVE! maa ki aankh. (you can translate it if you want too 😉 :p)

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6.Perfect Selfie. I don’t care if it will take 999999 takes to get a perfect selfie, I will still click-click-click-click-click. (Mention the amount in words in comment section).

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7.Street Food Without FAT. well I don’t wanna change the taste but yeah it has to be fat free just because I want that to be. Don’t mess with me! Bhai Gol Gappe mast bane hain.

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8.1 Woman Man. If you can’t stop flirting with other girls, stay away if you don’t want to change your looks! yet it’s not funny thing so. Mind it Rascala!

9.Attention. Am I getting serious now? But sometimes this thing gets really awkward I mean if I am chatting in whatsapp or any other group of people, if for a second my opinion is ignored then I want to hit everyone in their faces and shout out loud whatever I want to say. But yeah it can happen to everyone else, soo I am not alone in this universe.

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10.MAKE-UP. Whyyy!! what on earth did invented this amazingly shitty thing!! I mean seriously, girls are so obsessed these days with make up that they can’t even survive without it. Absolutely I have no idea what would be the scene in 2020s about it. I just don’t understand when girls will learn to live natural….

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Okay so I finish it here now. I hope I bring a small tiny piny smile on your gorgeous and literally without make-up faces haha! well jokes apart, I want to tell something in extra and important stuff to you.

  • No matter what kind of a girl there is, the only thing she wants is CARE. We girls have sensitive hearts so we need care just like more of that I guess.
  • If you know a girl who wears much make up just tell her that she is beautiful without it and there’s no need to put on it in extra amount. She will say ‘I love you’ in return trust me.
  • So basically we girls need is care, that is why some show tantrums but never say what they want. Some fight, be a bitch, or whatever it is. Just be with her, tell her she is beautiful and let her chase what she wants.
  • But don’t leave her alone because still, GIRLS ARE AS STUPID AS NOTHING ON THIS PLANET.

Please comment your views about it and let me know what kind of things a girl really wants. Obviously I haven’t wrote everything but some of them. Share your thoughts and give it a star if you think it’s worth it. Thank you Mr. Obama you helped me through this! 

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When a woman will become a President of our country!..

It gives goose bumps even at a thought about it, isn’t it? Girls are one of the most confusing things God has ever created. They will never understand even their selves. Today my best friend visited my house and she was upset about something. I got tired of consulting her that the problems never stay forever in our lives, they comes and goes. But NO! she cried, she laughed, she ate a full plate of fried rice, she cried, she confused me, she made my brain useless, she cried, she drank a glass of soft drink with me, she got up to go, she talked, she shared again, she asked me to say something encouraging, I explained everything, she talked, at last she left. Uff! girls are so complicated.

Here I am with few reasons of what happen “When a woman will become a President of our Country”. I can’t be like that, but maybe sometimes I become this type of girl, I don’t know if I have been this person to someone. Okay so let’s stick to the topic, I have a lot to do.

Rules of Attire

  • The new rule for all the brands of country! that no company will make more than two copies of a dress because it is so painful to see girl wearing a same dress like me in a function, college or school.
  • Both the copies are shipped on the opposite sides of the world.
  • All the shops, bring the stuff which I want to buy and not the stuff you want to sell. Because I don’t like to roam in the whole market to search for it.

Rules for Display Pictures

  • Do not judge me if I have uploaded a pic of my earlobe. It’s a part of my body and I have the right to update it as my DP (display picture).
  • If I have bought a new mascara, I can upload a picture of it when I applied it first time.
  • I have an Apple iphone 6 and a bunch of cosmetics so I can click their pic together and update it with an attitude status.
  • Make horrible faces while taking a selfie, I can’t even survive on this planet without a pout.

Rules for Jokes

  • Do not make fun of our intelligence (really?).
  • You have to laugh if I tell you a joke because it is really important for my ‘self-respect quotient’.

Rules in School/College

  • Only me and my best friend will sit on the first bench because I have a crush on my maths teacher.
  • Kill that b**** because she looked at my boyfriend with a smile.
  • There should be a notice board for girls where we could paste our favorite bands posters! (I would cover it from One Direction’s).
  • Tell me the answer if I asked you in a serious test otherwise you will be the most infamous person in the school. (GOSSIPS!)

Rules for Shopping

  • If you want to open a shop, you have to make it big and include more and more varieties to it so that we can buy each one of them.
  • You want to be my boyfriend? First agree that you will pick up the hundreds of shopping bags every week ( I think ‘spending a lot of money on shit would be first thing to be accepted!)
  • You should be ready for bargaining only for girls.

Rules for being a Boyfriend/Husband

  • You should be ready to handle the melodrama coming to your life.
  • The screamingly insane cries for no reason.
  • The quite-a-depressed life you will face in future.
  • Spend a lot of money.
  • Try to understand the thing which I am not talking about.
  • Confusion like hell about if you’re alive or not.
  • Try to know the difference between colors (like blood red and rosy red)
  • Come on time and still says sorry for being 2 seconds late.

There could be hundreds of things which can be written here. But, seriously don’t you guys think if a teenage girl or 20+ woman will get a chance to be a president, will these amazingly shitty things happen to our country?

Some girls are stupid and they will never know about it. I don’t like girls with tantrums and all the Adaayein (I don’t know the word for Adaa). If you guys agree with me then please comment your beautiful words below and if you think I have missed some thing then please share your thoughts it would be a pleasure!

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The Beauty of a Friend

What is the meaning of a true friend? Do you have any best friend in your life? Does he/she cares about you much? Have you been a best friend to someone? Endless question can be asked about your best friends. No matter what, they are one of the best gifts from god. You can’t find them everywhere that is the reason we have the least number of TRUE FRIENDS in our lives. What is a true friend and how you’ll know about your true friend? Well, they never leave you no matter if you want them to get lost.

In this blog you will find some beautiful things about friendship, some funny and some frustrating too. So don’t expect this one to be about a good friend story. It’s mix-up of various types of friends. Here are some types of friends we all have in our beautiful lives. No matter how bad your time is, they are always there to make you feel good and pissed off at same time. Here we goooo!

Types of friends:

1.The True Friends.They are the most rigid persons in our lives. What does rigid means here? Let me explain. They will stand by you even if it’s hard for them. They will force you to just follow your dreams and not to worry about the negatives. They will laugh at you when you fall down in mud. They eat their ice-creams first and then asks you to share yours with them. They will talk like an innocent baby to your parents and will mimic them later when you both are all alone (and you enjoy it as well!). They will be with you in your hard times and stay with you until and unless you feel good. You will never have to ask them if they are hungry or want some thing to eat/drink. They will lie on your bed like a tired monkey and wouldn’t change there position if you would ask them to. They are your perfect partner and annoying one as well. you both fit into each other like you are sisters/brothers from a century.

You have this type of friend? Then you are one of the lucky people in this world. Here we go for the types of friends which are your friends but, not TRUE FRIENDS.

2.Friends with benefits. Do you know what kind of friends they are? Yeah you got that right! If no, Einstein Huh? I am gonna tell you don’t worry. These friends only come to you for the following reasons:-

  • I am out of money. When they spent their pocket money on some stupid thing. They know that you’ll give them no matter if you need money or not. And most importantly, they will never return your money. If you never had this friend, you are one of the lucky people in this universe.
  • If my mom calls you will you tell her that I am with you for school project? But in reality they are with other friends hanging out and having fun. And you are the one being absolutely stupid for no reason. You better say no to him/her! Be the sparta!!
  • Can I have your notes? they never come on time in school/college and make their puppy faces in front of you to borrow your every single thing you spent 2 hours to write. Oh yeah! God gave me birth just to give the whole thing I wrote in 2 hours to you! The hell in my life! x(

3.The total tortures!. These people are out of my understandings. They will demand you something and if you do not agree with them, you’re dead!. You have to do what they want otherwise you won’t be able to see the day tomorrow.

One day in school, 2013, me and my other friend sat on a bench close to window so that we could concentrate on class and out of the window too (as this was the main reason to sit there). A girl, with short hairs to the neck and specs on, came to us said, “Get off of the bench or I will punch you!” I mean what the hell! did his dad gave this bench in heritage?. “Let me see if you can even touch us!” My friend became a villain of South Indian movie and the fight went on. My head was about to burst out and I couldn’t handle it more. Somehow I managed to get my friend out of the fight and we finally took another seat. My friend and that specs girl shared a sharp eye contact which made me more disturbed. But don’t you think that fight was meaningless? It was pathetic!

4.I am there for you. These friends are sweet and sometimes really unjhelable (Can’t be afforded)!. Why can’t be afforded? If you ask them if they can give their notes to you, they’ll be like – Of course! you are my friend. Just make sure that pages don’t get folded and I don’t want to miss any topic so please give it back to me in an hour. (the blahs and blahs!)”. If you give a good compliment to their bracelet, they’ll be like – “Take it! I will buy another one. Just don’t say no because it will hurt me and I’ll think that our friendship doesn’t mean anything to you! take it. (the blahs and blahs!)”. You have to take it no matter if you find it ugly [just think 10 times before giving a compliment about something to these people, phew!] 

5.The friends of friends, but still your friends. These are the people you don’t know anything about instead of their names. You have no idea from where they come from and just don’t give a shit to them where they go. But, if there’s no one around! these people helps you to overcome with the boredom. They are just friends until and unless you are in front of them. Other than it, you never know who the hell was he/she and they will do the same. You do not know each other even if you both saw each other in market and you rarely pass smiles to each other if you want to drag yourself out of being a ‘bad person’.

6.The Emotional Friends. Today I broke up with my boy friend and it’s so saddening I can’t live without him. Today my dog died I can’t enter in my room because his hairs are all over the floor and I miss him. I had a fight with my childhood friend, I want to die!. Oh my God! My idol is crying I want cry. I mean really! You just want to tell them these simple things- “Dude, You are stupid. Dude, kill yourself or allow me to go to hell. Dude, do not try this at home, your mom is going to cry over her sins.” etc. etc.

There are lots and lots of types of friends and if you really want to know more then watch this video and I’m sure you’re gonna love because obviously the one and only, IISUPERWOMANII. She speaks A LOT. By the way I love her!

Hope you have enjoyed this video and If so then go and check out her more videos. Let’s get back to me 😀 😉

Here is a poem written by me! (yeah I can do that too ;)) about friends who appear God knows from where and stays in your life forever. They takes care of you like a mother, guides you like a father, plays with you like an elder brother/sister and stays with you like your shadow. The whole family stays in them! haha, funny.. O.o

BESIDE ME, BEHIND ME..

A night before I was upset,

Was feeling at my worst,

My heart, teared apart..

I couldn’t see anyone,

Beside me, behind me..

The friends of mine,

They never cared..

The family of mine,

They were never aware..

I wasn’t expecting there was anyone,

Beside me, behind me..

Then a hand came to pull me up,

From the fears of dark

From the fears of falling apart..

She showed me the colors,

Which I have never noticed..

She served her shoulder for my head,

To cry for hours and not complaining..

She cried with me when I explained,

She stayed with me when I was in pain..

She makes me laugh by her weird burps,

And never let the past of me, to urge..

She is one of the gifts from God,

I can never thank enough for..

But she always will stay in my heart,

As a TRUE FRIEND, who never left me,

Not like others, who I haven’t seen ever..

Beside me, behind me..

I know that wasn’t really good that you almost got emotional. IKR. But I can say that you just thought about your best friend and the crazy days you have shared with them. [My mom is watching an old movie in which an actress is dancing and singing,”let me drink and let me live, just leave my hand and let me drink all night”. That’s really horrible! like her dance steps! better go and wash your face darling!]

I hope you guys liked this one, if not 😦 then please let me know how can I improve my writing. Please do not forget to give your views!

Thanks A lot for Reading!